Thursday, December 8, 2005


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QUOTES and NOTES
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"Every so often, I like to stick my head
out the window, look up, and
smile for a satellite picture."

---Steven Wright---

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NEWS FLASH:
Iranian investors and corporate executives
have moved more than $13 billion out of Iran
and (probably, but I'm guessing) into US markets.

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The Blogospere's Pajamas Media's logo
is a bathrobe.

I guess they're shy.......:-)

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The EPA has issued a citation to one of our chocolate factories which it says is in violation of the clean air act, as its immediate neighborhood smells of chocolate.

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What do you think of Jim Cramer at CNBC who has been let loose to do his thing, which is to scream and yell and stomp like a total lunatic for I don't know how many hours every day
( I can only listen to him for 5 seconds )
which sort of makes him the financial market's Jerry Springer Show
(except he's a lot worse than that )
and I can only hope that such total lack of civilized restraint will not become infectuous and thereby cause a whole lot of additional disgusting, screaming, yelling, and stomping lunatics to be let loose all over our TV screens, where, at the very same time, the totally acceptable words
"shit" and "fuck"
are being bleeped all day long?

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PSYCHIATRIST: "Why are you yelling and stomping like that?"

PATIENT: "Because I can do whatever the fuck I want to."

PSYCHIATRIST: "Who told you that?"

PATIENT: "God........"

PSYCHIATRIST: "No, I didn't."

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